Bed Monster gave me a better weapon

Those bullets were faster than I thought

That took a shocking turn

I didn't know it could do that

Not the best position to shoot

That's one way to hip fire

I should've picked a different costume

That was a clean shot

I chose the wrong game

He did the impossible

No amount of therapy will fix this

A locked and loaded Christmas

Their aim frightens me

This weapon worked a little too well

Thanksgiving gone horribly wrong....again

This game just hits different

Robber already lost, he just didnt know it yet

He messed with the wrong baddie

I didn't see anything

That's one way to scream

Locked and loaded with Bed Monster

Should've kept his hands to himself

Gramps has the worst friends

Gun check with Bed Monster

I can never sleep after that

He took one for the team

That took an unstable turn

It's not what it looks like

He wasn't the only one packing

Not the game I wanted to play

The bullet wasn't for me

They got a taste of our own medicine

They got in Fear's way

I chose the wrong snack

The noises kept me up all night

Santa stood on business

He did not want a piece of this

The mask took over

He felt the power on the wrong side

Mine's bigger than yours

There were two steps ahead

Bed Monster popped the wrong vessel

They gave me a heart attack

This could've gone bad

He thought I missed

He went to hell and back

We had him surrounded

My voice is gone

Trying out some new weapons

That's one way to open fire

He horsed around and found out